Reblog13 hours ago with 120,868 notesacceptable pet names:
- babe
- baby
- sweetie
- cutie pie
- darling
- honey
unacceptable pet names:
- boo boo sweetie oojy woojy poogy poo
- cthulhu
- sweet devil prince in the pale moon light
- Leslie
- floor
- 2% milk
- Ella Fitzgerald
i think you have these mixed up
Tagged: #I laughed more than I should've
BEEN LAUGHING FOR THE LAST 10 MINUTES.
NOT GETTING OLD.
Reblog13 hours ago with 82,986 noteshello 911 yes i’d like to report a murder
this bitch killed my vibe
Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen
Tagged: #I laughed more than I should've
Reblog14 hours ago with 12,447 notesoh my God some kid from my old high school just took a cardboard cutout of Jennifer Lawrence to prom i’m dying
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
Reblog15 hours ago with 18,198 notes*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*
Reblog15 hours ago with 4,514,864 notesI don’t even have a computer.
Okay, we got 3,943,048 little sarcastic assholes on here
youcantfakeithardenoughtoplease:
I choked on my water.
la-la is the only one who notices wow
